7/31/2009 | Pride Park
Wishing for a 0% hetero Nour
Text: Zarah C. Photo: Julius L.
On Thursday the benches are filling up at the Swedish National Touring Theatre stage and not everyone gets a seat. What are they waiting for? Nour El-Refai of course!
Nour begins to tell us she is a little nervous, she knows the audience has high expectations. She compares that kind of nervousness to what you feel right before your boyfriend is going down on you for the first time. You are expected to scream like they do in porn movies, but instead - big fiasco!
- I don't want my crowd to get disappointed you know.
Not a minute goes by without people are screaming with laughter, all her jokes are vulgar and compares a newly ejaculated willie to an eye of a butchered cow.
- But, like, I'm a vegetarian.
Afterwards Nour tells us that she enjoys making jokes about men and women at Pride. And that she's never felt so heterosexual like she does today. So ... we have to ask her:
- How hetero do you consider yourself? On a scale from one to ten?
- Oh, that's difficult to say. A five probably.
If only she knew what a large part of the audience are wishing for ... Not hetero at all.